Write a flash fiction or poem about hybristophilia. It can be a letter you would write to a criminal, or a piece about hybristophilia, or anything you want really using hybristophilia as a theme!
Thank you for your prompt reply to my last letter. I found the recipe you suggested to be quite satisfying. The veal you reccomended cooked quite well roasted with potatoes and carrots. I absolutely agree with the doctor that your condition is nothing that every crooked politician doesn’t partake in the privacy of their own homes. I think it is utterly ridiculous that you are on trial and know that you will be found without guilt within minutes of the jury deliberation.
I’ve checked in on your children. They, thankfully, have been doing well. I know your stepdaughter has been quite distraught over the madness of this debacle. I heard the police have been harassing her regarding her upcoming testimony. I know she will do the right thing and defend you at all costs. She is a good Christian girl and it would be un- Godly for her to allow them to bully her into stating falsehoods about your behavior.
I look forward to hearing from you again soon, my love. Until then, I’ve still got a leg that I’m thinking of basting like a turkey. What seasonings would you recommend? I count the days until we can be together at last.
My Dearest Albert,
Thank you for your prompt reply to my last letter. I found the recipe you suggested to be quite satisfying. The veal you reccomended cooked quite well roasted with potatoes and carrots. I absolutely agree with the doctor that your condition is nothing that every crooked politician doesn’t partake in the privacy of their own homes. I think it is utterly ridiculous that you are on trial and know that you will be found without guilt within minutes of the jury deliberation.
I’ve checked in on your children. They, thankfully, have been doing well. I know your stepdaughter has been quite distraught over the madness of this debacle. I heard the police have been harassing her regarding her upcoming testimony. I know she will do the right thing and defend you at all costs. She is a good Christian girl and it would be un- Godly for her to allow them to bully her into stating falsehoods about your behavior.
I look forward to hearing from you again soon, my love. Until then, I’ve still got a leg that I’m thinking of basting like a turkey. What seasonings would you recommend? I count the days until we can be together at last.
Yours Truly,
Louise P.